Things To Consider When Looking For 'THE ONE'

 Hey guys....hp you guys are good....time for another post yo. So I spent my weekend going through bellanaija weddings, marriage proposals and Nigerian wedding videos on YouTube...yh thts how I roll...kk nt realli bt those things make me happy cos its nice to see ppl excited abt the person they are abt to spend their lives with

Okay enuf with the story of life...bt trust me there's smethin to the story...it inspired this post. As I was reading and watching the proposal stories and videos and looking at the pictures...I realized in this my quest of finding 'The One'...there are some things to consider...so am goin to do this post in two parts...

The first thing to consider when looking for the one is to find someone that makes you happy, that makes you laugh...I know ppl think thts a cliche  bt it's probably the most important thing to consider. It's not like the person has to be a comedian bt he just has a great sense of humour and there's just easiness you feel with the person. Also you can fart and burp in front of the person and not feel like the world has cme to an end and I mean accidental farts oo...nt tht you shd be farting all the time ooo...there shd still be some air of mystery and class. 

So the second thing which is very important is you have to find someone that takes great pictures with you..trust me it's important cos you know your wedding pics are like forever...you dnt want to be crying everytime you look at the pictures...like all the pics I saw on bellanaija weddings...all the couples matched. You realli dnt want to be with someone that would make you look somehow in pictures...like you can't be fat and then be with a very skinny or small guy....so tht when you na take pics together...you would na look like his mummy... Nah thts nt cute.

Fat me now won't go and date a skinny person tht wud make me look like Oompa Loompa in my pics neither would I date a fat boy so tht when we na want to take pics..we would be struggling to fit into the frame. So see why you hv to find someone tht takes great pics with you...so tht when you finall get married..you guys can look great in your wedding photos.

Okay thts enuf stuff to consider for now...will continue part 2 later. Hp you guys have a grt day. Be positive and don't let the negative thots bring u down.. xoxo

The 21st Century Dating

 Hey guys....still trying to make up for lost time...so let's get to the second one.

Dating in the 21st century has got to be the hardest thing Eva....you would think with how open things have become and how fast life is...with all the gadgets, social networking but it's like people are still stuck in the Victorian era. I still don't understand why people play hard to get....it's like its worse in this century sef. If you know you like someone...why don't you just let the person know esp if you can see how much the person likes you back. Playing hard to get when you actually like someone just seems stupid. I don't blame ppl tht play hard to get tho...cos in this century being open about your feelings for someone can make you feel stupid or hv someone take you for granted.

21st century dating has become sad and painful to say the least...u know waiting for the ultimate text or like me tht I keep seeing my fone blink even wen there's no message. Or when you write a long epistle to that special somebody and you see them typing for a long time and then the msg comes back as 'kk'....very sad...lool. Also think abt all tht time tht you are not sure of when to reply...like shd you form and wait for 2hours or you put off your fone for like 2hours...thinking by the time it comes on..you would hv 10 missed calls and countless msgs from the 'one'...only the msg you get is from MTN....

Bt its funny tht even with all this heartache and stress...am still determined to avoid all the games and try and find someone that doesn't want to play games too...Life is already too crazy with all the other chaos going on...tht dating shd nt be one. If you like someone...tell them...add the kiss and hug emoticons.....don't panic...kk maybe panic a little...loool bt you would be fine....jst be open and you would find the 'one'.No more playing games guys.....

Crush Killers

Hey guys.....am back yo!!! You know hv bin hustling...kk thts a lie and I hv promised God I wud stop lying....hv actually bin feeling depressed...didn't know I was going to be so affected by the Mr S ish but am back ppl from my self-imposed leave. So let's get started.........

So I hv something I would like to share with you...you know how you get a crush and the butterflies plus excitement that comes with it....nice shey. But you know people can be crush killers sha, even me am guilty of tht...let me explain. u knw like wen u hv a crush on a guy and everything is going well until the person opens their mouth....and the person jst kills the crush.

 Like take this Sola guy I just met last month and he's cute, well spoken...not tht I wanted to date him but he was a welcome distraction from Mr S until he killed the crush....I went to the cinema with Sola and it was good until I got back home from the cinema and I got a message from Sola saying  'Mama I had a great day....emi Mama ke....so I asked him abt it and he was like you know you are chubby bt I like you like that....huh...the guy just murdered the crush.

So you guys know what am saying abt crush killers....you know when you meet a guy tht looks a bit older bt he's actually your age...you would na curtsey and say good evening...you hv killed the crush na. Like when i met this cute Nigerian guy in my new campus and we were checking each other out before I went into my class. later that day, we met on the on the train again, and he came to sit next to me and we started talking...and I had jst told him my name when i started feeling gassy....before I knew it...one very loud and smelly fart just cme out.....sorry abt all the descriptive words but I wanted you guys to knw hw I just massacred tht crush...loool..Suffice to say Mr train boy has avoided me since tht day.....very sad..he was a good prospect.

Anyways enuf with my crush killing abilities...hp you guys had a great sallah holiday and hp you are getting ready for the weekend. Hv a grt weekend ppl.