The Angry Black Woman

 Hey guys...it's Wednesday people...time for a new post.

So I had a different post planned for this week but something came this weekend and I just had to gist you guys. I don't knw if you have seen the movie 'The Diary of A Mad Black Woman'...well this post is inspired by tht movie....

Let me tell you guys a short story...wen Mr S and I were still fooling ourselves...there was a time I was at his place and his flatmate and his girl friend started arguing about the boy cheating on her and then before we could say jack...the babe had carried the boy's new Mac book and threw it out the window..lool and the apartment was on the 20th floor...so it was a long way down..also the girl ran out of the house and went downstairs to where the laptop was and started smashing the hard drive with her feet..it was a very dramatic day mehn...

While this was going on, I can remember I was gisting my best friend and I was like oh my goodness..me I cnt be like this ooo..girls are crazy mehn and when Mr S disrespected me this weekend just because I was trying to be his friend...and I remembered hw much of a jerk he was...the anger that came over me...I dnt even knw where it came from, my first thought was that I wish Mr S had a car cos I just wanted to buy a bucket of paint and pour it all over the car...then I thought about doing a drive by and throwing a rock through his window...lool 

But since I am in a foreign country and I dnt want to get deported..I have decided to refrain myself and put my anger into a more useful area....and so I have taken up kick boxing and karate...I think my instructor is scared of me sef cos I have so much anger and I just visualize Mr S' face on the punching bag and I just kick the hell out of the bag...lool..cn u ppl feel the anger... Anyways Mr S and I go to the same church..so am trying to learn hw to pull a Jackie chan move..u knw all those subtle moves tht u wud kick someone and u wud hv left before the person even knws wt happened...am going to kick him so hard in the groin...he has to feel the same amount of emotional pain I felt. 

The funniest thing is I never thought I was this kind of person...like get this angry and want to inflict pain on a boy but I think if you fall in love with someone and you do everything for the person...and they misbehave...i think it changes you and makes you a different person...so girls never say never...u can be the next angry black woman....

Ride or Die Chick

Hey guys....hp you are having a great week. So am in the process of re-branding my blog...it's been a year since I started the blog..whoop!!!..and I have decided to create a timeline for putting up a post so at least you guys can be sure there is something new every week...so expect new posts every Wednesday. Also am thinking of making this blog personal..putting up funny videos of me and also having guest writers...anyways still in process...let's get bk to today's post

So it's like in this day and age..the new cool thing is to be a ride or die chick well you cant blame them when they have celebs as role models...Chris brown and his gfs, Annie Idiba and etc....I hp everyone understands what a ride or die chick means...okay let me explain wt I think it means...a ride or die chick is someone who is there for her man..no matter what bullshit he puts her thru....

Okay so I have had personal experiences of me trying to be a ride or die chick...it just sounds so gangasta and sometimes you have to be...so there was this guy..let's just call him Mr H. We really liked each other, so he came to pick me up one time from my house..we were going to OAU campus..I noticed the car was already misbehaving but he was like don't worry...as far as I dnt press the brake...I was like you don't press the brake ke...huh...anyways we get to the campus and at the gate you have to collect a tally...thts hw my guy pressed the brake...the car just died and the gate is really tiny...and cars line up to collect the tally..so we were creating a hold up and me I had a short dress on with make up...me I was already sweating cos I was so embarrassed...thts hw with one hand holding my short dress and the other pushing the car until we cud get on a freeway...with tht I had to pull a fast and furious move and jump into the car sharply...so tht he didn't have to press the brake. Even with all this I didn't mind, still really liked him until I found out he was actually dating someone else already.......imagine

The thing is I don't have a problem with girls tht want to be ride or die chicks....but I think as you get older you become sensible....I dnt think I cn form a ride or die chick at this my age...like I cnt have a boyfriend who would cheat on me like five times and even get some one pregnant and I will still be forming ride or die chick...thts nonsense..it just shows the boy is not loyal and doesn't respect you. Or a boy that all he does is collect money from you..like there's nothing wrong with helping ur bf but even you sef u would knw wen the person is playing on your intelligence. Me I think wen ppl stay in those kind of relationships..it's cos the sex is really good....am just saying..cos why would you be sad all the time in your relationship and still stick with it..trust me..love should not be hard.

Can you guys remember tht guy I told u about tht liked driving my car and would just increase the AC to the highest...if am forming ride or die with tht one...shey my AC won't hv spoilt since..loool. Seriously am all for me and a boy building our dreams together...I really don't care if a boy is rich or not...just because he's nt rich nw doesn't mean he cnt be later in the future....am all for ambitions, goals, promising future...a hardworking guy shikena. But wen a boy starts being disloyal and disrespectful to ur relationship...then it's time to move on...ain't nobody gat time for tht...esp wen u are in your middle twenties...leave the ride or die chick attitude for the teenagers...

I hp you enjoyed this post....see you guys next week Wednesday....

Valentine's Day of Life

Hey guys....I know its been a minute bt this absence is actually nt my fault...went to Nigeria for the holidays and the internet situation in Naija is just horrible....bt am back in my beloved country...and finally back online. So I actually had this post planned for awhile now but then the internet ish happened...so sorry it's coming so soon to valentine's day

So the 'love season' is here again.....*rme*...I actually enjoy valentine's day..I knw ppl find it weird wen I say tht cos valentine's day is supposed to be a horrible day for single ppl...well not me...I count it as a holiday cos I get to stuff myself with chocolates and cake without feeling guilty...also the price of chocolates reduce drastically...joy to my world.

Anyways enuf abt me..this post was originally intended for my single readers but after talking to some of my friends in a relationship...I realize most of them actually dread this particular day....so I decided to change the focus of the post. Okay so I was talking to a friend of mine in a relationship and I was teasing him about valentine's day...nd he jst lashed out saying am tired of getting gifts jare...wts the fuss  sef...u cn see it was all the bottled up anger coming out and I had to calm him down and reorientate abt Val's day

The thing couples don't realize is that they are the ones tht put the pressure on themselves concerning Val's day...life is not that hard. I know tht boy's girlfriend and trust me she was not expecting any gifts....she was tired of receiving gifts sef....and I told the boy it doesn't have to be all about gifts....why don't you do some practical and fun stuff with your partner that doesn't cost any money at all. 

Like if you know you and your partner are spiritual people and are serious abt your relationship...why don't both of you spend it in a fast and end with prayers abt your relationship...also set some goals. Okay if that's not your cup of tea...why don't you do sweet things for each other...leave notes for each other or send a romantic message..that might not be something u do normally or even like to do esp if u are a closet romantic like me but at least your bf/gf knows how hard it was for u nd tht makes the effort more worthwhile.

People need to get the materialistic mentality they have about Val's day....it's nt all abt material things...as I hv become much older...I realize I really don't want gifts on Val's day...I think it's too cliche...the guy should surprise me on other days with gifts....also most of the Val's gifts ppl give out are too generic...not so much thought is put into it.

So on Val's day...couples don't be scared...dnt put pressure on each other..if u are lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone you love and is in love with you..that's a blessing on its own...be thankful for tht and just think of ways you can fall in love with each other over and over again...nd forget abt the gifts. To all my single ppl....pls no misery is allowed on Val's day...be thankful for life..be hopeful that you would soon find the one... and also drink plenty of wine and eat lots of chocolate.