Worst pick-up Line

Hey blogfam...hp you guys are gud...still celebrating my return to the blog after a long hiatus....So am continuing my pick-up lines series but this time am talking about a terrible pick-up line I heard and the worst place to use it

So two weeks ago, I went for a naming ceremony,am not really a fan of naming ceremonies...cos it's just long, then there are always pregnant women everywhere and I realli dnt like pregnant ppl...dnt ask why.... also they take forever to name the baby and in the end they give like twenty names...like realli..smh. Anyways I shd hv guessed Jand events wud be different from Nigerian ones....so the naming ceremony was realli cool and I was enjoying it until......

Okay when I was going for the naming ceremony, I obviously knew I won't find any single boy there..of course it's going to be filled with pregnant women, married couples and their screaming kids....this is definitely not the place to pick up anyone but obviously not everyone can be smart. That's how I ws helping manage the event and get everything set...makin sure the dessert table ws set...fav part of the event.... And then I saw a guy was staring at me in a creepy manner...he looked older than me bt I dnt hv a problem with older guys...and I looked ard...didn't see a wife or kids...so I just smiled at him and continued what I was doing

Five minutes after, I just hrd 'this can be us in the next three years...we naming our baby boy'....huh....I just turned and it was the creepy old guy...and I just thot to myself...realli...like inyama...hw disgusting... I was so shocked, I just smiled and walked away...nothin to say realli... By the time I sat at the table..he cme to sit wit me and I was already irritated...then he introduced himself as Lanre...I just said good for you....why someone would think the best place to pick up a girl is at a naming ceremony is beyond me and then hw u step up to her is to tell a girl you want to get her pregnant in the nxt three yrs...realli...I dnt knw hw boys think sha.

Anyways I just kept smiling at him and just stood up from the table....then I went to the toilet and and I met a pretty woman there and she was pregnant...bt my fear of pregnant women jst made me leave the toilet as quickly as i cme in..Few mins later, i saw the woman come in and I just hrd her say Darlin...guess who the Darlin turned out to be....the creepy old man...I swear down I cud nt even fathom why the guy wud want to cheat on his pregnant wife who...and the guy was still smiling at me even though he knw I had seen his wife. 

I had to just leave the ceremony cos the guy was just creeping me out and he's the worst kind...the kind tht doesn't mind cheating on his pregnant wife and nt be ashamed abt it...nd  cud still think tht the best way to pick up a girl is talking about gettin her pregnant...sad

So tht was my experience oo...but hv still bin trying out my pick up lines...wud gist u guys soon. Hv a grt weekend

The Pick-up Line 2: The Park

Hey blogfam...hp you guys had a grt weekend, my weekend was pretty eventful and now that am on break, I have bin going out more often.... so I decided to continue this my pick-up line ish this week...blame it on boredom but its also fun...

So I live around a park and as a Nigerian, I really don't get why ppl like to lay on the grass half naked...doesn't it itch them or to sit in the hot sun....living in NAija has exposed me to enuf sunlight to last for eternity...but I had walked through the park a day before and I saw so many gorgeous boys and they were shirtless with firm abs...am getting hot thinkin about it again sef *fanning*.

So I got an idea, this would be a great place to pick up guys...so I had my pick-up lines ready, so on that wonderful, sunny Saturday, I packed my lunch and a blanket, wore my short-shorts, so I cn showcase my wonderful legs, I got to the park and checked out the place, then I saw a  black guy who was shirtless and with fab abs and he looked Nigerian, so I set up shop beside him, I laid down, my pick-up line was goin to start with weather talk, cos everyone was excited about summer finally being here...

When I saw down, he smiled at me...I was like this is goin to be good, then I said something about the weather is lovely and then he just smiled, and I was thinking..talk na. Then I said my name is Jumoke and then my guy opened his mouth and started speaking French...loool...the guy is not Nigerian. Well since I cn only say bonjour and merci beau coup ....I decided to pack my belongings..there's no use forming am enjoying the hot sun. 

Bt as I was goin bk, I noticed a really cute Latin lookin guy who was reading a book, a David Baldacci book to be precise and thts one of my fav authors...so an idea came to me. The next day, I was already at the park bright and early with two David Baldacci and one James Patterson book...I had to be prepared and I planted myself near where I saw the Latin guy....nd one hour later, after sitting in the hot sun, he arrived..I already spread my books around the vantage points and I just laid bk wit my sunglasses and ten minutes later, someone tapped me and it was the Latin guy, and I just gave him my winning smile and he was like can I see one of ur David Baldacci books...of course u can and thts hw we started talking and now Lucas is my newest friend and I was right ...he's Latin...half Spanish and now we have a mini book club in the park.

So guys...another pick up line strategy has worked, its all about finding common interests....but u guys have to make sure he cn speak English sha...lool. Hv a blessed week guys

The Pick-up Line

Hey blogfam, hp you guys are gud and u are havin a wonderful weekend....mine is going well. So I did a really funny thing during the week and I just hv to gist you people. So You know how its only guys that can have pick-up lines and stuff, why can't girls pick-up guys too...so I decided to test the waters..this probabli goes a little bit beyond flirting...cos it's the girl that has to find a way to initiate a convo. So this how my research went..lool

Mr S is going to Naija next week, so we are spending some quality time together, so he came to see me during the week and we decided to go shopping....I hv been to the men's section of shops before but not in London....u guys I swear down that is the best place to pick up guys...loool..the men's section...fine boys everywhere. When we got to the shop, it was crazy, everywhere I turned, I saw a hot boy and all of them were well-dressed, I was just drooling. Anyways so I decided I wud cme back without Mr S cos he was just spoiling my vibe...I cud not mingle..lool

So I went back the nxt day, and there were still fine boys everywhere...so I decided to try this my pick-up line which boys use on girls, decided to reverse it nd use it, so I started checking out for prospects, we don't want the ones with girls hanging on their arms, I don't want to come out of the store with a black eye....

Then I saw one really cute boy that looked Nigerian, so I quickly picked up one really nice jacket, moved a little bit closer to the boy like I was looking for a shirt, then he looked at me nd smiled...first step initiated, then I turned and said Hi, am so sorry to disturb you but am trying to get something for my brother but am so confused cos this is my first time in this store and then everything looks really good...dnt know what to choose. Then he was like, yh it can get confusing, do u have an idea what his style is, I was like, he actually kind of looks like you and dresses like you..that's why I came to meet you...he was like oh kk, then lets get shopping...second step initiated yo...So this is how I met Seun...yup..he is Yoruba, he is so cool, spoke about everything while we were shopping and he doesn't have a GF *swoon....yes I found out with my detective ways.

So I tell you guys this pick-up line is tried and tested...feel free to use it when you can, I actually went bk to the store again, I had to make sure it works on all races...yh I knw..it's boredom ooo. I wanted to try it on a white boy and it worked on one of the two white boys....the second one looked so much like Justin Timberlake...tht kind of white boy hot...the first step was already initiated ooo, about to start the second one when I hrd someone call out honey...yes he had a girlfriend...*sad...but it's all gud cos I nw have my first white friend, its just that the first white guy I said I tried it on that worked...there's a little snag...he's gay...and my gay radar didn't go up ooo wen I met him....loool...just found out when I was talkin to him yesterday...I certainly know how to pick them....

So I have decided to start trying out new pick-up lines anything am somewhere and I see a fine boy and I would report back here the ones that work and the ones that don't....So blogfam, which pick-up lines hv u Eva used on a guy and vice versa.....