Hello blogfam...hp u are having a great week so far...Wednesday is fast becoming my fav day...I get to put up a new post and Arrow the tv show is on Wednesday too...Yaay!!!
I so wanted to write about something else cos the blind date is not worth talking abt....but I promised..*rme*.....here it goes...the date that started with a pop and ended with a slap..lool
Okay so a friend of mine told me about her cousin tht lives in Birmingham and she thinks would be awesome for me...cn u remember hw I told u guys tht all my friends have decided it's their mission in life to find the one for me......And since I am pretty much not doing anything and my life can be a bit or really boring..if am being honest. I accepted but I told her not to send pictures of either of us to each other....I have never really been on a blind date..so I wanted it to be proper blind...so none of us have judgement calls or reservations abt appearances
The day of the blind date came and lord knows I just didn't hv the strength to go...I was tired and I almost cancelled but I thought to myself that, thts hw people meet the 'one' on tv or in books...u knw when the person wud be like he/she almost cancelled bt when he/she went, they ended up meeting the one....so I dressed up and dragged myself to the restaurant. When I got there, I had to look for the guy with the weird geek glasses and blue blazer...turned out there were quite a few weird glasses nd blue blazer wearing men at the spot...but finally located the guy tht was waving madly...
The guy was at the bar drinking already..We got a table and started talking...he was cool but a bit tipsy...tht should have been a warning sign.. he was chewing gum and ws making really loud sounds...but I decided to ignore and not find faults until my guy put his hand inside his mouth to twist his gum and make a loud popping sound...I was in shock...ws just staring...u shd have seen how the whole restaurant turned...I just lowered myself into the chair and the guy was giggling...nd this is a 26 year old somebody ooo. Anyways our orders came....and we started eating, and I was almost over the shock of the gum popping when I just saw another fork creeping on my plate to take a piece of my fish...I didn't even knw when I slapped his fork away...loool...
I was still trying to be calm until the waiter came and he asked if we would like some dessert...and he said no, and the waiter turned to me..I was about to say no and the guy just said thts no for both of us...I just looked at him...he was like you know sugar is not good for you and you really should manage your weight....oh wow...I just told the waiter thank you and said I was ready to go home....so I went outside to wait for a cab...only for the guy to come outside and he was like I hp u are not too offended, but you know when I saw you at first...I was like you are a bit chubbier than girls I normally date but I think if we get together...I cn help you blossom....nd I replied that, it's nice to see romance is not dead..dnt knw if it was the sarcastic tone or the statement...the guy just started yelling, see this one...am even trying to help you...I just wanted to sleep with...you are below me....cnt date fat ugly girls like you....didn't knw when I raised my hand...I just heard a sound and saw the guy holding his face...I was still staring at my hand when my cab came....saved by the cab..
So thts the blind date....the boy apologized...sent me an email and also told his cousin to apologize..tht he was drunk....I dnt knw where my friends get all the people they introduce to me sef...like if my friend thinks me and this guy have things in common...wt is she really trying to say..*side-eye*..cos I don't understand.
On the bright side...we got a Jerk story from it...the 10th jerk story in the series.....I definitely won't be going on blind dates or even any dates any time soon...am tired..lool...no more looking for the 'one'...the 'one' should come and find me in the comfort of my home...
Also today is a dedicated reader's bday...Ifeoma Ehiri..wishing u a fab day. Y'all should have a great week...see you nxt week by God's grace...