Weekend of Life

Hey blogfam...hp you guys are gud. Something really funny happened to me over the weekend.

OKay so since I met Mr S, I don't really go out with other boys but last weekend Mr S was nt in town and a male classmate of mine invited me out, kk...so am nt really a fan of this boy, first of all he is shorter than me and then secondly he is brash and very Yoruba ish bt I was so bored, so I was like I would just go nd then in the club the music would be so loud, I won't hv to talk to him.

Then the day came, I dressed up, was lookin very hot, ws in my heels...trying not to fall and break my legs so wen I got into the cab, I was like where are we going...me I was thinking a British club with all the club bangers , I was already planning my dance moves in my head to Get Lucky by Daft Punk and Pharrell. Then the guy just said we are going to African Village...I was like say what...he said don't worry you would have fun...it's a cool Nigerian club...so I thot to myself it won't be bad to dance to wizkid and them ppl...so I started planning my azonto skills.

That's hw we just got to one dodgy looking place...At first I even thot maybe the cab driver was waiting for the light...no oo..we were at the club, the first thing I noticed was tht I was overdressed, everyone was wearing jeans and flats...so wen I entered the supposed club, everyone just turned nd was staring at me. Secondly, it looked like all those clubs that Old Igbo men go to, like the ones you see in Nollywood but I was like I won't judge by the look...am sure it would be fun. Then there was no space in the main club, so we had to go to the back of the cub where they put one tent like tht....am serious it was a tent and then last but not the least, they had cats everywhere..yh...mean looking cats that were just climbing my body. 

Then the tent they put us in...we were the only ones there...yh with the cats...the boy was like is this not cool...I was just staring at him...it's like I shd start cryin...Shebi I cud hv sat down in my house jejeley and watched Love and Hiphop....then the boy got me food but I cud nt eat cos the cats wud climb ur leg so they cn get to the food....at 1am, when some dodgy looking old men started cmin into the tent and I was the only babe, I decided to pack my belongings and vamoose...the boy was like how cme you are leaving so early...I was like I feel sleepy...

The nxt day he pinged me, he was like it was a crazy and fun night yh, so turnt up....turnt up ke..didn't even wat to say, I just sent tht creepy smile smiley cos I dnt think we went to the same place... I cud not even tell Mr S the horrible experience cos I already hyped the club ish b4 I went....when he asked me I said it was a crazy nite...tht I didn't get home till like 4am...when he asked me wat club I went to, I mentioned one cool club I saw by the roadside...loool....if only he knew

Anyways that's hw my weekend went oo...I just had to give u guys the gist. Hv a blessed week blogfam...