The Almost Girl-Friend

Hey guys...hp you guys are enjoying the new posts...so this is the third one I promised....after this, wud start updating regularly....first of all this post is dedicated to all the almost girlfriends, the almost fiancées.....the lord will grant u guys ur heart desires (Amen). I am not mocking anyone...am even an almost girlfriend sef...kk am sure u guys are lost...let me backtrack a bit.

So I came across a book recently titled 'Confessions of An Almost Girlfriend'...and I thot tht ws the funniest title I hv hrd in a while....An Almost Girlfriend and it dawned on me suddenly tht I am an almost girlfriend...so I realli didn't find it so funny again. Let me explain wt An Almost Girlfriend is...u knw wen u are with someone or u are supposed to be in a relationship but u are nt realli...u cn not boldly say I am dating this person...so technically u are single...so An Almost Fiancée is the one that cn see the ring in her future...future is even too far sef...she already knows the cut, the colour, the size of the diamond...she has even practiced all her expressions for saying yes but....the fact is tht there's still no ring on the finger.....then the Almost Wife..I think this is the saddest sef...the one tht has engaged for ages past...for like 10 yrs..

U know the saddest thing abt all the almost is tht they cn see their heart desires right in front of them...the almost girlfriends tht just wants the lover to ask out and utter those wonderful words 'Will you be my Girlfriend' and start a proper relationship...the almost fiancées tht just want to be asked the ultimate question...'Will you marry me' and Shebi I cn even relate with the almost gfs but I cnt even imagine hw the almost fiancées feel now tht Peter and Lola Omotayo hv tensioned them with Range Rover...abi is it Dr Sid tht whisked his babe to Venice and proposed there....plenrri tension. Then the Almost Wives tht they just want to say those great words 'I Do'.....very sad

Another thing is tht all these almost ppl...they are the ones tht knw all the family members and friends of their lovers.....and the family and friends know and love them but the lovers can't be bothered. When I was looking at the book, I just thot there are so many almost out there...like me. I was an almost girlfriend for at least 5 months...thank God I escaped early sef.....and I did all the responsibilities of a gf even tho I was not one...and when ppl ask are you single...just a simple question and you just see me giving them tales by moonlight.

Thinking abt it sef...those Almost Fiancées even hv a grt role model....in the person of Lola Omotayo....seriously she was almost fiancée for 8yrs....and see where she's in life now...she has moved up the rank to Almost Wife with a Range Rover....so don't give up....ur miracle is cmin soon

Anyways hp no one takes this too seriously....just kidding...just trying to poke fun at my almost girlfriend status. Hv a grt weekend blogfam