When Sexy Becomes Embarrassing

 Hey guys....have you heard Niyola's Toh Bad song ...love tht song. Makes me think...anyways moving on... Something happened recently and I want to share with you my blogfam

So because I hv bin feeling down lately...my friends dragged me out to a club and this one was like a proper club. It was fun and I was enjoying myself...then I quickly went to the bar to get myself a drink...ws waiting for the drink wen I turned and saw a cute boy...so I decided to try and flirt...you knw  the way they do it in movies na....well didn't knw it was a recipe for disaster.

So I started smiling at the boy..u know batting my mascara elongated eyelashes...giving coy smiles and flinging my weave even tho I was practically eating hair cos it kept entering my mouth... When my drink finally came..I decided I would sashay away and then give one last look...as I was giving one last look....I didn't look forward...before I realized wt was happening...I was on the floor wit my drink all over me. What I didn't realize as I was 'sashaying away' was tht there was a bar stool in front of me. Suffice to say I didn't see the boy again.

And as I was reminiscing in my room over my ruined dress...I just realized I hv never had tht much success bin flirty or sexy...am jst too awkward for all tht. I cn remember when I was still with Mr S...I cud nt even achieve tht fantasy of wearing his shirt...he was too skinny and I was too fat. Or you know the one where we are playing and I decide to like climb on top of him...well tht didn't use to turn out well...cos in tryin to manouvere...I will either start breathing like a horse or I get a muscle pull...loool and  we wud be both lucky if I didnt end up farting mistakenly.

So with the little success I have had trying to be sexy...I hv given up and I have realized you don't have to be sexy to meet 'the one'...if he's truly the one, he would love and find your awkwardness sexy but I definitely give it to girls that can be sexy and all flirty...good on u...it's a skill I wish I had.

Hv a grt week...wishing you guys a blessed week.