Happy new year blogfam..welcome to 2014. May it be a year of extraordinary success, Favour and joy....First of all I hv to apologize for my long unexplained absence....am soooooo sorry. I got really busy with school work and when I got on break...I just became too lazy to post anything. Hp u guys forgive me?
So you know how guys can never stop talking about how girls are gold-diggers and all they want is their money...blah blah...okay maybe some girls like to ask boys for money but boys enjoy giving the girls....anyways all that one has changed ....we now have a new breed of gold-diggers...nd who are the mighty ones..drumroll please......BOYS
Boys are the new gold-diggers...u guys think am lying...just keep reading...the thing is you may not notice cos boys dig for gold with style and panache....even you tht they are digging the gold from sef will probably not notice...you would just think its love and affection....
Okay so am back in Naija for hols...nd it's bin pretty fun...okay so there's this guy..let's call him Mr Y, Mr Y and I met through a friend and we had been chatting for awhile....he stays in Naija..so we planned to meet up wen I cme to Naija...during all the time we were chatting on the phone, I noticed some things like he never has money...thts all he ever spoke abt...also wen we started chatting...the first thing he wrote was 'My Princess'...*eyes rolling* bt am trying not be judgmental...so I didn't say anything but my antennas went up.
So wen I got back to Naija..we decided to meet up at a restaurant..trust me he was not my idea..wud rather go to a cinema or something more fun...restaurant dates are boring and you have to talk a lot...anyways we met up at a fast food place....wen I saw him, he seemed very cool and we were really getting on well..the time to order nw came...me am on a diet...so I just ordered for rice and fish, and thts how our uncle started to order...he ordered for pounded yam, Efo Riro, chicken, fish, assorted meat ..also 4 meat pies and two pieces of chicken as takeaway...I was sha looking at him...he was like do you want anything else..I was like no am okay...he was like order anything oo..dnt be shy...me looking at his food..I said we are past being shy..,trust me. Mr Y was sha eating...I was already getting irritated cos he kept making sounds with his mouth and also talking with his mouth full.
He finally finished eating and had the rest packed up for him...the bill now came...me I was already planning to go dutch....spilt the bill with him...the bill was 8k...so I brought out 3k...Mr Y was like dnt insult me now...am the one tht wanted to take you out..dnt form miss independent here..so I smiled and kept my money..only for Mr Y to get a constipated look on his face and frantically started searching for something...I was like wtsup...he was like we might hv to run from this restaurant..l was like Huh..I even thought he was joking at first....wt does tht mean...he said I didn't bring my wallet...I forgot it and at tht time..I think the waiters already guessed wt happened..they were already looking at us suspiciously. I cud nt even believe wt I was hearing...I just stood up and went to the counter and asked if I cud pay with my ATM...thankfully I could...I did and I just walked out of the restaurant without looking back. Immediately I got into my car...I cud not stop laughing cos it just seemed like a Nollywood movie....I just had to call and tell my friend....funniest thing Eva
So can you guys see wat am saying abt boys...Mr Y has been calling non-stop...cnt be bothered to pick...it's nt even abt the money...it's the fact tht he insulted me by suggesting we run from the restaurant....looool and tht he thot I wud actually comply....oshi...Also can you guys remember Mr B...who would leave his own car to drive mine and wud start driving with so much force and speed...also put the AC on the highest and be acting like someone tht has Neva been inside AC before...
So boys should stop complaining cos they have taken ova from girls....so what do you guys think?
Hv a grt week guys...a new post will be up soon
So boys should stop complaining cos they have taken ova from girls....so what do you guys think?
Hv a grt week guys...a new post will be up soon
Hahahahahaha... no comment abeg..
ReplyDeleteImagine. ...u need tutoring by me so you know the right guys to go out wv...
ReplyDeleteC coach (bimpe)!!! Haaaaa!!! =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Jumoke "the jerk magnet" as phummie odus once said!!!
ReplyDeleteActually the guy ws lying abt his wallet Through the way he ordered
ReplyDeleteLol....Very true.Then the next thing they wd say stuff lyk am the man in dis relationship, God created women to be helpers n ul that crap.I mean yh we r meant to b helpers but if its in dat sort of way,I wd rather not help.
ReplyDeleteAbegi.... The guy jez wanted to ve free lunch if u ask me. All dos drama sha. Smh for him oh!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny,cnt jst stop laffn..the guy finks he has seen mumu to scam..he wz so unlucky,he shud try anoda princess..lolzz..'Detayo
ReplyDeleteLmao!!! I read it to a guy and he could not even talk... Guys though! Isn't he even too embarrassed to call?! Smh
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ReplyDeleteBoy golddiggers? Lol. Never heard of that one oh. But chai that guy at the restaurant looool. Where do you find this Dundees? Hahahaha I feel for you xxx
ReplyDeleteI couldn't believe what I was reading. The way the guy was ordering should have been an indication that he had no intention of paying. That much food and then takeaway too! Was so hilarious tho! Honestly, I thought I'd heard it all but apparently not!
ReplyDeleteTrue story but whenever a guy approaches me about going out, things like who's paying must be clarified. Many times when we don't set standards for ourselves, men can start acting anyhow! Once a guy knows that if you're going out, either he's treating you and picking you up in his car or you're splitting the bill. I have reached the stage where the guy has to pick me up and bring me home. If he can't, then he's not worth it! Simple! Don't waste time with scum!
Lastly, it's better to go to a restaurant and talk for a first date so that you guys can get to know each other better and know whether it's worth going further. Cinema dates don't reveal much unless you're already friends!