Dating Fails

Happy Wednesday blogfam...happy blog day

So am laying in my bed sick but I cnt sleep...so I decided to write the post for the week...

Okay so am going on a blind date this week and my friend was asking if I was nervous or shy...and she was surprised my answer was no...I cnt be nervous...not with the dating experiences I have had in this my short history of dating...so I hv decided to share some of them with u guys...so u cn understand..lool

I think my most humiliating experience wen it comes to dating is when my childhood love and I rekindled our 'love'...and then we started dating..kind of sha..then I went ova to his place and we were playing in his room..wen I fell on the bed and broke it...loool..well I was massive then tho...

The second most humiliating experience was with my ex-boyfriend, it was our first date and he took me to a restaurant...I had been feeling gassy all day and I had tried to get out of the date but he thot I wanted to stand him up...so I decided to go and as we were about to order our food...didn't knw when I just started farting repeatedly and very loudly....lool...gosh it was so embarrassing...everyone including me was just trying to act like nothing was happening...cnt believe my ex-boyfriend still went on to date me...bless his heart

The third most humiliating experience was actually with Mr S...we had just started whatever we were doing and then we had a cinema date, but when I saw him, he had a terrible cold..so if suggested that he stayed over in my place so I cud take proper care of him...nd then because my bed was a single bed and with my fat self...I barely fitted on the bed...I told him to take the bed and I would sleep on the floor, even tho bless his heart..he objected bt I was in my trying to move from fling to girlfriend mode..I was like am fine...if u see hw I was shivering in the night bt I was so embarrassed to tell him I wanted to get on the bed..most uncomfortable night Eva..dnt knw who sent me.

So with all these wonderful experiences and many more...how can I be nervous...what else can happen tht has already not happened...probabli break a chair..oh well the joy and awkwardness of being Jumoke. The only thing I am worried about is tht the person might be boring and I might feel sleepy immediately I start talking to him..loool...tht won't be good.

So I will gist you guys abt my blind date nxt week...fingers crossed...it goes well.. Hv a grt week guys