The Pick-up Line

Hey blogfam, hp you guys are gud and u are havin a wonderful weekend....mine is going well. So I did a really funny thing during the week and I just hv to gist you people. So You know how its only guys that can have pick-up lines and stuff, why can't girls pick-up guys too...so I decided to test the waters..this probabli goes a little bit beyond flirting...cos it's the girl that has to find a way to initiate a convo. So this how my research went..lool

Mr S is going to Naija next week, so we are spending some quality time together, so he came to see me during the week and we decided to go shopping....I hv been to the men's section of shops before but not in London....u guys I swear down that is the best place to pick up guys...loool..the men's section...fine boys everywhere. When we got to the shop, it was crazy, everywhere I turned, I saw a hot boy and all of them were well-dressed, I was just drooling. Anyways so I decided I wud cme back without Mr S cos he was just spoiling my vibe...I cud not mingle..lool

So I went back the nxt day, and there were still fine boys everywhere...so I decided to try this my pick-up line which boys use on girls, decided to reverse it nd use it, so I started checking out for prospects, we don't want the ones with girls hanging on their arms, I don't want to come out of the store with a black eye....

Then I saw one really cute boy that looked Nigerian, so I quickly picked up one really nice jacket, moved a little bit closer to the boy like I was looking for a shirt, then he looked at me nd smiled...first step initiated, then I turned and said Hi, am so sorry to disturb you but am trying to get something for my brother but am so confused cos this is my first time in this store and then everything looks really good...dnt know what to choose. Then he was like, yh it can get confusing, do u have an idea what his style is, I was like, he actually kind of looks like you and dresses like you..that's why I came to meet you...he was like oh kk, then lets get shopping...second step initiated yo...So this is how I met Seun...yup..he is Yoruba, he is so cool, spoke about everything while we were shopping and he doesn't have a GF *swoon....yes I found out with my detective ways.

So I tell you guys this pick-up line is tried and tested...feel free to use it when you can, I actually went bk to the store again, I had to make sure it works on all races...yh I knw..it's boredom ooo. I wanted to try it on a white boy and it worked on one of the two white boys....the second one looked so much like Justin Timberlake...tht kind of white boy hot...the first step was already initiated ooo, about to start the second one when I hrd someone call out honey...yes he had a girlfriend...*sad...but it's all gud cos I nw have my first white friend, its just that the first white guy I said I tried it on that worked...there's a little snag...he's gay...and my gay radar didn't go up ooo wen I met him....loool...just found out when I was talkin to him yesterday...I certainly know how to pick them....

So I have decided to start trying out new pick-up lines anything am somewhere and I see a fine boy and I would report back here the ones that work and the ones that don't....So blogfam, which pick-up lines hv u Eva used on a guy and vice versa.....