The Pick-up Line 2: The Park

Hey blogfam...hp you guys had a grt weekend, my weekend was pretty eventful and now that am on break, I have bin going out more often.... so I decided to continue this my pick-up line ish this week...blame it on boredom but its also fun...

So I live around a park and as a Nigerian, I really don't get why ppl like to lay on the grass half naked...doesn't it itch them or to sit in the hot sun....living in NAija has exposed me to enuf sunlight to last for eternity...but I had walked through the park a day before and I saw so many gorgeous boys and they were shirtless with firm abs...am getting hot thinkin about it again sef *fanning*.

So I got an idea, this would be a great place to pick up guys...so I had my pick-up lines ready, so on that wonderful, sunny Saturday, I packed my lunch and a blanket, wore my short-shorts, so I cn showcase my wonderful legs, I got to the park and checked out the place, then I saw a  black guy who was shirtless and with fab abs and he looked Nigerian, so I set up shop beside him, I laid down, my pick-up line was goin to start with weather talk, cos everyone was excited about summer finally being here...

When I saw down, he smiled at me...I was like this is goin to be good, then I said something about the weather is lovely and then he just smiled, and I was thinking..talk na. Then I said my name is Jumoke and then my guy opened his mouth and started speaking French...loool...the guy is not Nigerian. Well since I cn only say bonjour and merci beau coup ....I decided to pack my belongings..there's no use forming am enjoying the hot sun. 

Bt as I was goin bk, I noticed a really cute Latin lookin guy who was reading a book, a David Baldacci book to be precise and thts one of my fav authors...so an idea came to me. The next day, I was already at the park bright and early with two David Baldacci and one James Patterson book...I had to be prepared and I planted myself near where I saw the Latin guy....nd one hour later, after sitting in the hot sun, he arrived..I already spread my books around the vantage points and I just laid bk wit my sunglasses and ten minutes later, someone tapped me and it was the Latin guy, and I just gave him my winning smile and he was like can I see one of ur David Baldacci books...of course u can and thts hw we started talking and now Lucas is my newest friend and I was right ...he's Latin...half Spanish and now we have a mini book club in the park.

So guys...another pick up line strategy has worked, its all about finding common interests....but u guys have to make sure he cn speak English sha...lool. Hv a blessed week guys