Crush Killers

Hey guys.....am back yo!!! You know hv bin hustling...kk thts a lie and I hv promised God I wud stop lying....hv actually bin feeling depressed...didn't know I was going to be so affected by the Mr S ish but am back ppl from my self-imposed leave. So let's get started.........

So I hv something I would like to share with you...you know how you get a crush and the butterflies plus excitement that comes with it....nice shey. But you know people can be crush killers sha, even me am guilty of tht...let me explain. u knw like wen u hv a crush on a guy and everything is going well until the person opens their mouth....and the person jst kills the crush.

 Like take this Sola guy I just met last month and he's cute, well spoken...not tht I wanted to date him but he was a welcome distraction from Mr S until he killed the crush....I went to the cinema with Sola and it was good until I got back home from the cinema and I got a message from Sola saying  'Mama I had a great day....emi Mama ke....so I asked him abt it and he was like you know you are chubby bt I like you like that....huh...the guy just murdered the crush.

So you guys know what am saying abt crush killers....you know when you meet a guy tht looks a bit older bt he's actually your age...you would na curtsey and say good evening...you hv killed the crush na. Like when i met this cute Nigerian guy in my new campus and we were checking each other out before I went into my class. later that day, we met on the on the train again, and he came to sit next to me and we started talking...and I had jst told him my name when i started feeling gassy....before I knew it...one very loud and smelly fart just cme out.....sorry abt all the descriptive words but I wanted you guys to knw hw I just massacred tht crush...loool..Suffice to say Mr train boy has avoided me since tht day.....very sad..he was a good prospect.

Anyways enuf with my crush killing abilities...hp you guys had a great sallah holiday and hp you are getting ready for the weekend. Hv a grt weekend ppl.