Worst pick-up Line

Hey blogfam...hp you guys are gud...still celebrating my return to the blog after a long hiatus....So am continuing my pick-up lines series but this time am talking about a terrible pick-up line I heard and the worst place to use it

So two weeks ago, I went for a naming ceremony,am not really a fan of naming ceremonies...cos it's just long, then there are always pregnant women everywhere and I realli dnt like pregnant ppl...dnt ask why.... also they take forever to name the baby and in the end they give like twenty names...like realli..smh. Anyways I shd hv guessed Jand events wud be different from Nigerian ones....so the naming ceremony was realli cool and I was enjoying it until......

Okay when I was going for the naming ceremony, I obviously knew I won't find any single boy there..of course it's going to be filled with pregnant women, married couples and their screaming kids....this is definitely not the place to pick up anyone but obviously not everyone can be smart. That's how I ws helping manage the event and get everything set...makin sure the dessert table ws set...fav part of the event.... And then I saw a guy was staring at me in a creepy manner...he looked older than me bt I dnt hv a problem with older guys...and I looked ard...didn't see a wife or kids...so I just smiled at him and continued what I was doing

Five minutes after, I just hrd 'this can be us in the next three years...we naming our baby boy'....huh....I just turned and it was the creepy old guy...and I just thot to myself...realli...like inyama...hw disgusting... I was so shocked, I just smiled and walked away...nothin to say realli... By the time I sat at the table..he cme to sit wit me and I was already irritated...then he introduced himself as Lanre...I just said good for you....why someone would think the best place to pick up a girl is at a naming ceremony is beyond me and then hw u step up to her is to tell a girl you want to get her pregnant in the nxt three yrs...realli...I dnt knw hw boys think sha.

Anyways I just kept smiling at him and just stood up from the table....then I went to the toilet and and I met a pretty woman there and she was pregnant...bt my fear of pregnant women jst made me leave the toilet as quickly as i cme in..Few mins later, i saw the woman come in and I just hrd her say Darlin...guess who the Darlin turned out to be....the creepy old man...I swear down I cud nt even fathom why the guy wud want to cheat on his pregnant wife who...and the guy was still smiling at me even though he knw I had seen his wife. 

I had to just leave the ceremony cos the guy was just creeping me out and he's the worst kind...the kind tht doesn't mind cheating on his pregnant wife and nt be ashamed abt it...nd  cud still think tht the best way to pick up a girl is talking about gettin her pregnant...sad

So tht was my experience oo...but hv still bin trying out my pick up lines...wud gist u guys soon. Hv a grt weekend